Although her religion, family, and country would prefer her to be straight, Fiona Goodwin has other preferences that involve rescuing pretty maidens. Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Despite religious exorcisms, a lifetime of Jungian analysis, and dating countless beautiful but unavailable women and one very available but sweaty man, Ms Goodwin is and always will be A Very British Lesbian. 'Exactly what a solo show ought to be – deeply personal, revelatory, funny and engaging' (NoHoArtsDistrict.com). 'A comedic coup. Brilliant, droll, and funny' (CurtainUp.com). 'She just never met the right chap' (Fiona's mother).