I stole the hit songs that our favourite artists play in parallel universes. Through a freak accident, I travelled to parallel universes, to worlds almost exactly like ours but subtlety different. You were there, as was I, and our musical heroes too, but with different songs. I couldn't believe it – our favourite artists with different melodies and lyrics. New unheard-of songs from The Beatles, Ed Sheeran, Conchords... I heard them. I stole them. Now I play them for you. Leave lighter.